Further proof, if one needs it, that Dr. Atkins has seeped in everywhere:

Today, I went to our apartment complex's office, to pay the rent (the rent varies month-to-month because of water, sewage, & garbage charges, and they'd lost the cards this mailing).

And, as big apartment complex offices do, they gave me a freebie.

Two toffee bars. From Russell Stover.

Except... These were low-carb toffees, using Splenda as the sweetener.

Ye gods.